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August 03, 2006

Imaginative Lyrics

One of the things that the American Idol judges kept stressing to/demanding of the contestants last season was to ENUNCIATE!!

I couldn't agree more.

Growing up, I was convinced Michael Jackson had a "one-eyed lover" in Billie Jean. I still hear it that way.

While everyone else hears the classic "Can't Buy me Love," a friend of mine hears a song about "Catalina." (That one surprised me, but whom am I to judge? I was envisioning a babe with one eye...)

And now my dear Priss... Well, she has been shaking it like a "pollywog wiener." Oh, hell yeah. She gets down with those girlfriends shaking it like a tadpole.

Ah...I guess she's too young to know what a Polaroid is anyway.

posted by Key on 09:56 PM | Comments (53) | TrackBack (0)
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My father used to excoriate us. "Enunciate! Dammit!" And by an odd freak of coincidence, I happen to own a one-eyed lover.

Posted by: Velociman at August 3, 2006 10:06 PM

I was wondering if anyone was going to jump on the "one-eyed lover" thing; I am not surprised at the taker. ;)
I had a lot of songs like that when I was a kid, I think everyone got messed up on "Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann...

Posted by: Lisa W. at August 4, 2006 06:16 AM

There is a site that has a lot of messed up lyrics a lot of which I've heard people sing in bars after a few.

http://www.rareexception.com/Garden/Misinterpreted/Lyrics.php

Posted by: Symph at August 4, 2006 01:56 PM

AND I wouldn't mind borrowing someone's "One-Eyed Lover" for awhile. Don't want to keep it. Just borrow it. ;)

Posted by: Symph at August 4, 2006 02:00 PM

Now that I think about it, perhaps "Billie Jean" was simply Michael's little pet name for his pollywog wiener.

Posted by: Key at August 4, 2006 02:46 PM

THe Police did a song, "Spirits in the Material World", remember? I always thought they said "Oops, I spit up into my cer-eal bowl" I though it was the stupidest effing song.

Posted by: holder at August 6, 2006 05:46 PM

For the longest time I thought it was, "Who ya gonna call?! ... Go FASTER! " (Not Ghostbusters...)

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