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September 02, 2007


Big way ugly bug,
Invader of my abode,
Screeching and drunken...

Big, big, ugly bug -
The size of a hummingbird...
What the fuc*k is it?

*Edited, because the makers of the blue intimacy enhancement supplement were overly attracted to the word in its raw form.

posted by Key on 10:16 PM | Comments (8) | TrackBack (0)

I'll take Velociman for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Velociman at September 3, 2007 04:44 AM

That, or a honkin' big cockaroach.

Posted by: Elisson at September 3, 2007 10:54 AM

...no it was something with long, transparent wings....and it really did make this loud, screeching noise, as it flew furiously into all of my walls. Very weird. And creepy.

Posted by: Key at September 3, 2007 11:08 AM

I thought Eric went on vacation later in the week.

Posted by: james old guy at September 4, 2007 06:57 PM

Key, darlin', was it a moth on Viagra?

Posted by: vicki at September 7, 2007 10:13 PM

I see my stock in Viagra is doing well. Maybe I will make enough to send V-Man a case or two...

Posted by: Richard at September 8, 2007 12:28 AM

Say again? Could you repeat that please? pass4sureYou and your big mouth.,000-M18No wonder.,000-963Treat it with respect.Have respect for someone.,642-453Take it for granted. You should appreciate the fact that you have parents who love you. Don't take it for granted.,HP0-J23Mutual understanding.,000-293no need to discuss!(no need for discussion.).,642-425Look before you leap.,70-443I'm starving to death.,000-594You mind your business and I'll mind mine. Don't be a stranger.,OG0-081It's destiny (fate).,642-586What's wrong now? .,jn0-201Pick on someone your own size!,000-397Come on.

Posted by: Laura152 at January 12, 2009 03:46 AM

640-721 I don't know him well. 640-460 See? I told you! It's cold outside. I should have worn my jacket. See? I told you. It's a cold day. 70-431 go for it. 640-822 None of my business. Shameless! How could you do such a thing! You're shameless. Bring it on. Long time no see. 642-873 Oh my god. Rubs me the wrong way. MB6-820 Give it up. No problem.

Posted by: letitia1974 at February 26, 2009 04:30 AM